so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
science side of tumblr
Was that your first kiss since 1945?
That bad, huh?
your daily reminder that Black Widow gave Captain America a semi in the middle of a shopping centre
#I LOVE THE IDEA THIS MOVIE HAS#THAT TWO HOT PEOPLE CAN HAVE A BASE LINE OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER#BUT CAN CHOOSE NOT TO YOU KNOW#BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND#AND CAN INSTEAD FIX IT AT A NEGOTIATED PLACE OF THEIR CHOOSING#WHICH FOR STEVE AND NATASHA#IS WORK BROS WHO SOMETIMES KISS ON AN ESCALATOR FOR REASONS#AND THEN NATASHA GIVES STEVE SHIT#AND HE REMINDS HER HE KNOWS HOW TO JACK CARS (quigonejinn)
The Fucking Heartbreaking Faces of Marvel
… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…
Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.
BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.
Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…
I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels.
Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.
I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.
when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”
I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.
Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.
And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.
Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.
Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.
HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THISI FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING
i’m just a really big fan of “superheroes making sure they actually want to live in the world that they save”
yesss the main reason I adore superheroes in the first place
ehh random huge art post reference stylesheets for various eras please excuse any inaccuracies c: